OTTAWA STUDENTS ON A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK — A team of Canadian mathematicians have been picking their large, delectable brains over whether humankind could survive a zombie apocalypse.
"An outbreak of zombies infecting humans is likely to be disastrous, unless extremely aggressive tactics are employed against the undead," says the paper, titled When Zombies Attack! Mathematical Modelling of an Outbreak of Zombie Infection.
"Thus, if zombies arrive, we must act quickly and decisively to eradicate them before they eradicate us."
Students in Ottawa ought to put their minds towards solving more important mathematical problems...but then again it is Ottawa.
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