Now I've done it...A Petition to HBO for BB HG Jeff

Alright. So here it is - I created a petition in facebook. Gasp. I know. Still here's the thing as it looks (saving a miracle by CBS) that Jeff is going to go to the Big Brother 11 Jury house - I can't stand the idea that he'll be going back to a sales job in IL. This man is destined for larger things thank you very much. Nothing against sales jobs but he is one of those men who just belongs on the screen. Especially as it's his dream.

Of course there is always the chance that CBS could snatch him up with a contract - and wouldn't they be clever if they did.

In any case I created a petition to get him an audition with HBO/Entourage. If you don't think I'm completely daft or well even if you do...sign it. Please. Just for once I'd like to see a nice guy's dreams come true.

Can I just say I knew it!

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Big Brother News

Big Brother announced there would be an annoucement on Thursday that would turn the game upside down. I do hope it is not just that the cliques are gone...so expected. So bland & boring. So here are some ideas I'm hoping for instead...

1. In addition to Jesse - another x housemate is coming in. And America gets to vote. I'd vote Brian! I'm still grousing over stupid Jesse going in - though he really made it interesting for a minute...but that minute is so over. The only point of him being on the show is that I have time to go to the restroom when the show is on or schedule a reminder for Rescue Me.

2. In honor of the British Big Brother throwing in new houseguests...Four new houseguests come in. Totally changing the dynamics of the game.

3. America gets to vote on who goes up for nominations instead of the HOH.

4. America gets to vote on who goes home. IE: NOT JEFF OR JORDAN.

5. America gets to vote on who is 'have & have nots'.

6. One houseguest gets to view all the big brother shows already aired.

7. America gets to give one houseguest immunity from eviction for a week in addition to the HOH.

8. America gets to give each houseguest a present that sums up how we feel about them. Ideas: a dunking in rotten vegetables for Ronnie. Make up for Chema. Just say NO shirt for Lydia. Bucket of cold water for Jessie. Cool hat for Russell. Marley disc for Jeff. Cookies for Jordan. Hair cut /makeover for Michelle & the little one whose name I've yet to learn.

9. My personal fav: I get hired by Big Brother to go and play in Big Brother's land of Oz.

Come on Big Bro - kick it up a notch! Get creative & stray from the formula! Expect the unexpected? Remember that???

Things I learned on Big Brother today...

Ok techincally I did not learn this so much as recall the lesson I learned vividly late last year.

If some one says to you: "Yes, I lie to those other people, but I would never lie to you. We have something special you and I and I'd never lie to you."

Your correct response should be to get the heck out of there while watching both your back & your wallet because in .5 seconds you will have a knife in one while the other is missing.

Disregard this life lesson at your own risk. Liars Lie...not to some people some of the time. Not only in certain situations...but across the board. In life there are people who lie & people who will avoid lying at all costs. You are either one or the other. There is no grey area. It is black & white.

Quote from Ayn Rand: "People think that a liar gains a victory over his victim. What I've learned is that a lie is an act of self-abdication, because one surrenders one's reality to the person to whom one lies, making that person one's master, condemning oneself from then on to faking the sort of reality that person's view requires to be faked. And if one gains the immediate purpose of the lie - the price one pays is the destruction of that which was intended to serve. The man who lies to the world, is the world's slave from then on."

Ron plans to cheat Big Brother Comp

Hadn't made up my mind about Ron until tonight. And now I'm sure of one thing he's not a good person.

Tonight when I heard him make plans with Jesse & co to cheat on a Majority Rules Competition by every one voting A for every question. While I am sure that the staff at BB were listening and will not allow cheating to go on...it still pissed me off.

I don't like cheaters. And I'm shocked there is nothing in the Big Brother rules that it's not an instant disqualification or at least a serious BB bitch slap! Which would be so cool!! Boot out all those houseguests who planned to cheat and get all new ones. That would be killer. On the other hand, who knows they might not do any thing because they think he's good for ratings. In which case, I'm so off the feeds & the show. Waste of time if it's a joke. Life isn't fair. People cheat all the time in real life. So I'd like to have hobbies where cheating isn't put up with.

Ron lies. Apparently to every one - with out a moment of moral debate.
And now apparently he's planning to cheat as well.

How bout this:

DEAR BIG BROTHER, PLEASE GIVE US A CHANCE TO SHOW RON OUR DISAPPROVAL OF HIS CHEATING PLANS. I AM CONFIDENT YOU COULD THINK UP A SADISTIC PLAN TO LET AMERICA ZAP HIM.

:)

On a nicer note: Jeff is being so freaking cute today! I love this guy and would tune into watching paint dry if he made his comic commentary on it.

Bunky has a show!

This is so killer. I'm so sad that I didn't realize it on Thursday...well, next Thursday I know where I'll be... We LOVE BIG BROTHER rocks! And I just LOVE LOVE LOVE BUNKY!!

BIG BROTHER: Jesse & Casey know each other!

THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE ON BIG BROTHER, AND IT TURNS OUT THAT CBS DID JESSE A SOLID AND TOOK IN SOME ONE HE KNOWS. THAT SUCKS BIG BROTHER. I DON'T LIKE GIVING ONE H/G AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE. I DON'T LIKE IT ONE LITTLE BIT.

I guess that explains why every thirty seconds Casey quotes Jessie. I mean how many times have you heard him say: "It's like Jesse says..." or "I don't mean to be quoting Jesse but..."

Jesse needs to get out of that house. He had his shot. I like Casey - but Jesse needs to go.

Big Brother 11 Gossip

Well Russell seems to have hit the nail on the head tonight when he described Laura Crosby as 'having a straight up porn face' ... Seems she was headed in that direction in these photos. Wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't been going on about how she doesn't like to have people look at her breasts or how she's NEVER pose for playboy. Oh people are just flat out stupid...

AND STUPID HG OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO LYDIA! Listening to her talk tonight about Jessie & how every one trusts her & how she's safe in the house. Oh that is going to make such good tv. It's amazing how she went from 'abused victim' - and then after thirty minutes of happy time under the sheets with Jessie - all the sudden she's a superior twat who is advising every one on what's normal (cough cough) & what they need to do to fix themselves & relationships & insulting Jessie's religious belief. (Rolling my eyes.) It's going to be such good to TV to see him stab her in the back as he predicted he would...Or maybe Mike & Dr Will could do a phone call session with her and scream at her ''WAKE UP!!"

Oh and link to the HOH twitter page: in which Jessie hints that he has feelings for only one girl in the house - and if today were any indication it was NOT Lydia who gave him massages n whatever else. I would lay money on it being the girl he gave massages to, babied and took care of : Natalie. But I could be wrong....

http://twitter.com/BigBrotherHOH

Jeff Schroeder & Steven Gerrard

As a fan of English football I simply must point out Jeff's likeness to the wonderful (unless he's playing against ManU) Steven Gerrard. Grantd the photos aren't the best angles - because mostly I got bored looking at photos of Liverpool. But there you have it a reason to like Gerrard even when he's not playing for the National team. :)

Big Brother - For those of you playing along at home

Now before any one emails me and tells me I've lost the last of my marbles let me just justify why I'm going to say this crazy idea. First, I do believe in throwing myself into what ever I'm doing 100% - be that watching Big Brother or being in a relationship. Second, Have you noticed that Ronnie & what's her name have lost scads of weight eating slop? Well, they have - which brings us to my admitted crazy idea.

I'm picking a team. Jeff's (duh for any one who hadn't seen that coming) and when they go on slop so will I. I did go scurrying about to get the ingredients today.

A few seasons ago TV week published the ingredients of slop:

Natural oats, proprietary blend of whey protein concentrate, soy protein isolate, wheat protein isolate, milk protein isolate, natural and artificial flavors, vitamins and minerals(vitamin A palmitate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, pyridoxine hydrochloride, cyanocobalamin, vitamin D3, alpha tocopherol, niacin, biotin, pantothenic acid, calcium carbonate, magnesium oxide, zinc oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate, ferrous sulfate, folic acid, potassium iodide), cellulose gum, salt and acesulfame potassium.

In other words it's a nutritionally fortified pre-packaged porridge mix

And here are the condiments you can put on it:

Balsamic vinegar, olive oil, red wine vinegar, rice vinegar, vegetable oil, hot sauce, ketchup, BBQ sauce, mayonnaise, mustard, pickles, relish, salsa, soy sauce, steak sauce, Worcestershire sauce, honey, black pepper, garlic salt, crushed red pepper, salt, vanilla, basil, bay leaves, cinnamon, leaf oregano, paprika, parsley, rosemary, brown sugar, artificial sweetener, powdered creamer, white sugar, tea, and protein powder.

So there's my good but crazy idea : PLAYING ALONG AT HOME BIG BROTHER. Why not ~ after all I've been using Jessie & Russell as personal trainers for a few days and I already see the difference in my legs & arms.

How crazy would it be if I got fit by watching Big Brother! lmao...Any one else game?

Big Brother, Chima, Serial killer & a Fight

Did I dream the events of the past 24 hrs on Big Brother??? Chima escaped from a serial killer called the bathtub killer. And yes, it's true! Thanks to Bill for this great link to the cold case file on The Bathtub Killer

And then after that shocking revelation I made the mistake of getting some sleep. Apparently, I slept through Russell spazzing on the chicago boy (whose name I've yet to learn). I like Chicago Boy! Totally rooting for him, though having missed the fight couldn't say who was right or wrong. Have to go back and fight it at some point in the near future.

First shocking revelation of the season & first fight. Days off to a good start...

End of the longest week ever!

It was the longest week ever. Some how the week after the 4th of July & my birthday always feels forever long. Plus, there was a silly (READ: UTTERLY POINTLESS) meeting at the corp office this week which resulted in more money coming out of the paycheck for insurance. Every day at work this week was just like being kicked in the shins by a two year old wearing steel toed boots. But it is over now & I'm free to do whatever I want for two days.

Which is excersicing constantly - because if you believe 'the evil scale' which is probably broken I have gained another pound back. Excersicing, watching Big Brother & reading CIA books for research on the new novel. And not eating. And not smoking.

I'm enjoying watching the live feeds very much. Kind of like living with my big family & crazy brothers again in an odd way. I miss the sounds of a house full of people around me. I miss cooking for a bunch of guys who just dropped by. It's just not the same with out it. As much as I've been enjoying my solitude lately I'm begining to realize I really am a people person and need the energy provided by hanging out with people in person. It's interesting when you think one thing about yourself and find out something very different. I think that last relationship just soured me on the human race for a bit there ~ but now that the tide's going out there's a faith in human beings resurfacing. Maybe they aren't all liar/con artists who want to hurt other people? Well...here's to hoping any way.

A little depressed after the weeks end. Both the boys are out and I'm just realizing how much of my life I am seriously in need of retooling. It gets to be a monumentous task when you see the mountain ahead for the sheer size of climbing it. Sighs. Have to keep remembering it's one task at a time. One change at a time. Rembering who I was one part at a time and hitting reset.

I don't know...seems I just want to lay down and have a nice comfy nap in my wonderful squishy bed and a nice dream about Mr. Right. I'm sure he's out there somewhere...must be wondering around in a desert with out a compass or something. lol. None the less I'm going to resolve to have faith that he's out there...

Big Brother!

Loving the new season...though I'll be much happier when Jessie is OFF. Why didn't the fans get a vote? I wanted Brian. (Pouting) I did indeed get the live feeds for the first time inspite of boring old Jessie going in. And I am loving every second of it...though I have no idea how I'm going to be able to wake up for work tomorrow.

Rather impressed by how the boys are doing all the cleaning & cooking. Is this a honeymon phase or what. Jessie's even cleaning up after himself. Seems like the journalist & the tatoo girl are up for eviction. My money is on the journalist leaving...cause boy her mouth is going to get old fast.

Had to laugh a few seconds after I tuned in I heard the typical BB convo of girls saying there were things that wouldn't get shown. You just have to shake your head and laugh.

As always BB did a great job picking the cast.

Big Brother Brains!

Ron Talbot - ok loving him. :)

Big brother

Reality Wanted's interview with Chima Simone. I don't know,,,not feeling the love yet. It always doees take some time though.

Hmm to get the feeds or not to get feeds??? Not sure.

Big Brother News!

RealityWanted posted an interview with BB11 contestant Laura Crosby! Part 1 & 2 below. Love or Hate her? I'm not sure. I think she gets on my nerves - but that could just be that I'm jealous of her perfect body. We'll see...Really though, I think there's something vaguely annoying about the way she speaks.

BIG BROTHER RUMOR MILL

Well my pretties! According to an unamed sourse the house guests have moved into the Big Brother house at 6:30p last night & the game has officially started. The mystery house guest has not been named yet - some are saying it is Jessie, some are saying it is Brian. Personally, I'm hoping for Brian. I LOVED BRIAN! I can't handle Jessie on the tv for more than one day. And certainly not getting the live feeds so he can further annoy me!!

Also: there's a twitter for BB!

http://twitter.com/BigBrotherScoop

http://twitter.com/jokersupdates

Big Brother 11 News

WeLoveBigBrother.com spoke to Allison Grodner, Big Brother’s executive producer about the new season!